One bike to do it all is what you get when you get a rigid mountain bike from the ‘80s. One bike for the road, one bike for gravel, one bike for riding through the woods, one bike to take you anywhere, whether to work every day or to the depths of Mordor. This one features thumb shifters, biopace chainrings, a long wheel base, and wide semi-upright handlebars that are back in style these days.

Size 16” frame will fit riders in the 5’2” to 5’6” range.

New 26” x 1.95” all terrain tires on alloy rims.

Available at Bike Edmonton for $365.

There are some who have posited that pink bikes are less likely to be stolen, and while a funky paint job is no substitute for a U-lock, this bike will be far less likely to catch the eye of a thief with a taste for something shiny. Rigid mountain bikes are a great choice for all purpose, 4-season riding. No suspension means less weight, less maintenance, and better efficiency on paved surfaces, while wider tires can handle dirt, gravel, pavement, and everything in between.

Size 16.5” frame will fit riders in the 5’3” to 5’7” range.

26” x 1.95” offroad tires on alloy rims.

Available at Bike Edmonton for $295.

In a hard to find size extra small, this hardtail is ready for any adventure you can conjure. Featuring hydraulic brakes and a lockout fork, this is a great choice for someone who is looking to get into mountain biking without breaking the bank, or is looking for a fun, all purpose ride that can handle almost anything in the river valley.

Size XS will fit riders in the 5’0” to 5’3” range.

26” x 2.2” all terrain tires on double wall alloy rims.

Available for $425 at Bike Edmonton.

If you are looking for a bike with a completely upright riding position, look no further. This bike is perfect for neighbourhood outings, short distance commutes, and leisurely rolls through the river valley. The front suspension will take the bite out of bumps, and a rear rack will take the weight of anything you’re carrying off your back.

Size small will fit riders in the 5’1” to 5’5” range.

New 26” x 1.75” hybrid tires on alloy rims.

Available at Bike Edmonton for $365.

So then I says to Mabel, I says that this is the default bicycle style since this joke was fresh. So whether you’re looking to rekindle the magic of spontaneous childhood two-wheeled adventures, or wanting to bestow the freedom and self reliance that a bike can bring to a member of the younger generation, check out an unpretentious hardtail mountain bike.

Size small will fit riders in the 5’3” to 5’7” range.

26” x 2.1” off-road tires on double wall alloy rims.

Available at Bike Edmonton for $375.

Maxam was a small Canadian brand from the early ‘90s known for flashy anodized finishes on butted aluminum frames. You’ll have a blast hitting the single track and exploring the urban jungle on this lightweight hardtail. With a riser stem and zero offset seatpost, it’s a great choice for folks with proportionately long legs who have trouble finding proper fitting mountain bikes from this era.

Size 15” frame will fit riders in the 5’2” to 5’6” range.

26” x 1.95” off-road tires on alloy rims.

Available for $395 at Bike Edmonton.

Well ain’t this the spiffiest first generation hardtail we’ve seen in a hot minute! A great choice for riders who like a sporty, forward riding position for maximum power, this bike will roam the streets, trails, and everything in between. Features a smattering of old school XT components and a take no prisoners attitude.

Size 16” frame will fit riders in the 5’4” to 5’7” range, especially those with a proportionately long torso.

26” x 2.1” off-road tires on double wall alloy rims.

Available at Bike Edmonton for $465.